Oh no, they didn't! A guess who said it quiz
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All of us are guilty, at least occasionally, of slip-of-the-tongues. The following is a Who Said It? quiz game. It is compiled of humorous and sometimes downright dumb quotes and gaffes made by famous people. If you would like to play, get out pencil and paper then read each of the 25 quotations. Make your guess of who said each quote from the groups of possibilities provided. When you are finished scroll down the page to find the answers. Have fun!
Who said it?
1.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
A. Chuck Norris
B. General Douglas McArthur
C. John Wayne
D. Reverend Jerry Falwell
2.
"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
A. Julian Wakefield (Missouri basketball player)
B. Heidy Fleiss (Hollywood Madam)
C. Ron Jeremy (porn actor)
D. Jerry Springer
3.
“I don’t think Republicans can damage my character.”
A. President Jimmy Carter
B. Congressman Ron Paul
C. President Barack Obama
D. President Bill Clinton
4.
. The headline "Man shoots neighbor with machete." appeared where?
A. New York Times
B. Miami Herald
C. The Daily Planet
D. The Daily Bugle
5.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
A. Gloria Steinem
B. Mary Tyler Moore
C. Brooke Shields
D. Julia Roberts
6.
“Solutions are not the answer.”
A. President Richard Nixon
B. Prince Phillip
C. Bill Gates
D. President Theodore Roosevelt
7.
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
A. Michelle Obama
B. Madonna
C. Cher
D. Britney Spears
8.
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
A. Vice-President Joe Biden
B. Secretary of the Treasury, Timothy Geithner
C. President H.W. Bush
D. Reverend Al Sharpton
9.
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."
A. President Barack Obama
B. Pope Benedict XVI
C. Pope John Paul II
D. Bono
10.
“I would like to come back as a tampon.”
A. President Bill Clinton
B. Prince Charles
C. Bob Dylan
D. Lady Gaga
11.
“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
A. Senator Bob Dole
B. Al Gore
C. Bill Gates
D. Bono
12.
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
A. Sarah Palin
B. Christine O'Donnell
C. Arnold Schwarzenegger
D. Hillary Clinton
13.
“The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.”
A. President Dwight Eisenhower
B. Beyonce
C. Queen Elizabeth II
D. Bono
14.
“But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it”
A. Harry Reid
B. Nancy Pelosi
C. John Boehner
D. Rick Santorum
15.
. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
A. Mayor Marion Barry
B. President Ronald Reagan
C. First Lady Barbara Bush
D. First Lady Laura Bush
16.
“I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”
A. Twiggy
B. Linda Evangelista
C. Christie Brinkley
D. Naomi Campbell
17.
“We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
A. Muammar Gaddafi
B. Leon Panetta
C. Dan Quayle
D. Janet Napolitano
18.
“Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640K of ram?”
A. Steve Jobs
B. Al Gore
C. Bill Gates
D. Ann Coulter
19.
. “I love that smell of the emissions!”
A. Sarah Palin
B. Lisa Jackson (head of the Environmental Protection Agency)
C. Gavin Newsom (Mayor of San Francisco)
D. Roseanne Barr
20.
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
A. Dr. Andrew Weil
B. First Lady Michelle Obama
C. actress Kirstie Alley
D. author Fran Lebowitz
21.
“So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?”
A. Michael Barrymore, game show host
B. Senator John McCain
C. Ryan Seacrest, American Idol host
D. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann
22.
“I may be dumb but I’m not stupid.”
A. Dan Quayle
B. Terry Bradshaw
C. O.J. Simpson
D. Paris Hilton
23.
“I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
A. Jennifer Lopez
B. Dan Quayle
C. George Lopez
D. Rosie O'Donnell
24.
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas.”
A. Jessica Simpson
B. Jenna Bush
C. Sandy Duncan
D. Jennifer Love Hewitt
25.
A school teacher said this to the father of who?
“It doesn’t matter what he does, he’ll never amount to anything.”
A. Bill Gates
B. Ronald Reagan
C. Steven Spielberg
D. Albert Einstein
Answers
1. John Wayne
2. Julian Wakefield
3. Bill Clinton
4. Miami Herald
5. Brooke Shields
6. Richard Nixon
7. Britney Spears
8. George H. W. Bush
9. President Obama
10. Prince Charles
11. Bob Dole
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger
13. Dwight Eisenhower
14. Nancy Pelosi
15. Mayor Marion Barry
16. Linda Evangelista
17. Dan Quayle
18. Bill Gates
19. Sarah Palin
20. Fran Lebowitz
21. Michael Barrymore
22. Terry Bradshaw
23. Dan Quayle
24. Jessica Simpson
25. Albert Einstein
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Glad you liked it, Will!
I didn't do so well, only 12 right! Good fun! :)
Lenore, thanks for playing. I doubt I would have guessed that many right myself!
Hello, Beth,
This hub is absolutely hilarious. Most of my answers were wrong but I had a whole lot of fun taking the test.
I am bookmarking this.
Feenix, so glad you enjoyed it!
WillStarr Level 8 Commenter 9 months ago
What a fun Hub!